Hey there cherries! We've got another return guest this week, brunette bombshell Ashley. She's here to spill the tea on what she's been up to over the last year, and when I say it's as piping hot as she is, I mean it ☕️🔥
Our conversation illuminates the importance of staying true to oneself amidst judgment, as well as the necessity of healing at your own pace. We also navigate the complex world of parenting, where protecting one's children and promoting their unique personalities is a delicate dance. Plus, we keep things cheeky as we delve into her celebrity crushes in a round of 'Smash or Pass' that may just make you blush 🥰
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Hey there cherries! We've got another return guest this week, brunette bombshell Ashley. She's here to spill the tea on what she's been up to over the last year, and when I say it's as piping hot as she is, I mean it ☕️🔥
Our conversation illuminates the importance of staying true to oneself amidst judgment, as well as the necessity of healing at your own pace. We also navigate the complex world of parenting, where protecting one's children and promoting their unique personalities is a delicate dance. Plus, we keep things cheeky as we delve into her celebrity crushes in a round of 'Smash or Pass' that may just make you blush 🥰
Enter a sassy world where we jump into:
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Hey everyone, it's Tiff and welcome back to episode 2 of season 5. The most important thing I have to announce at the beginning of this episode is that I went and saw the Jonas Brothers this week in the flesh Five albums in one night. Okay, if you know me, you know this is a big deal. I've loved them since somewhere in between 2006 and 2007. I've been a dedicated stan ever since. I've been to all the concerts. I followed everything they do. I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed. I love them so much.
Speaker 1:So back in March, tony told me that she got me tickets to the Jonas concert for my birthday and she told me early because she didn't want me or inviting a friend that wouldn't be able to cancel. So she told me so that I could invite my mom or Gabe. So basically, this has been a secret since that time. My mom actually didn't know that she was coming either and fully thought she was coming to the concert with me. So it was between Tony, kent and Gabe and it all came to fruition when I went home and then we proceeded to have one of the most top nights of all top nights. So thank you to my sister and family for the surprise. I will never forget it. I love them so much, and I made eye contact with Nick Anjo and Kevin, so we good, we Vaganguchi. With all of that said, let's jump into the episode.
Speaker 1:This week we have Ashley back, who was on in season three, so it's been a minute. I'm excited for you to hear it. Get ready to laugh, to vibe, to feel all the things. Here we go. Hey, hey everyone, hey Ashley, hi, welcome back. I haven't heard from you in a year. I know, exactly a year. What a shit show of a year.
Speaker 1:I was going to say what the hell has happened, but also want to let you know one of my most popular episodes to this day. People love you. I don't know why they're obsessed. You should start your own pot if you want my fans, but we love when you come on. Yeah, your fans. Do we have a name for them? The Ashies, the Tannies, the Tannies, the Tannies, the Tannies, the Tannies.
Speaker 2:The Tannies, the Tannies, the Tannies, the Tannies. There we go.
Speaker 1:This is why you are the one with the branding the Tannies. They've missed you. Welcome back, Thank you. What's new in your life in the last year?
Speaker 2:Well, I think you're looking right up.
Speaker 1:Number one. We have a brunette bombshell here, Yep.
Speaker 2:This is as recent as the last hour. Yeah, yep, how does it feel? Fresh, fresh, it's a dream being in my brunette presence.
Speaker 1:In other words, you're welcome for meeting me. How?
Speaker 2:long ago. Did you know you were going brunette? I've been contemplating it since probably March, oh, oh. But here's the thing Morgan Wallin likes blondes, so I had to wait till after the Morgan Wallin concert. What do we think about him shaving his head? I mean, I haven't seen it without the hat yet. Okay, but like I'm not mad about it, not mad about it, I don't know. I think the mullet's great Love, the mullet Love the stash, that's my type. That's my type. But that wasn't the reason.
Speaker 1:No, the sole reason.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't think I'm that mad about it. I'm just kind of like, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 1:You heard it here, Morgan. She accepts you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if I can accept Morgan in his bald era, he can accept me in my brunette era, exactly. And what is not to love?
Speaker 1:I love that you've been married to him on it that long?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've been. Well, I mean, it's a big decision. I spent a lot of money to get his blonde I did.
Speaker 1:And I've been blonde for like almost three years now, that's the T, because if you ever do want to go back, it will be a process.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it will be, but here we are. Are you naturally brunette, dirty blonde?
Speaker 1:Dirty blonde. Okay, me too yeah.
Speaker 2:Me too.
Speaker 1:Like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't even know Like.
Speaker 1:is that brunette?
Speaker 2:I think it's brunette. I can't even call it.
Speaker 1:I can't either. It's going to say blonde for like wait, no, it's dark hair, so you've had it before, right?
Speaker 2:I've had. I have like black hair at one point. Okay, but this is better. I love it's lighter on the face. It's really pretty. Yeah, shout out to my hairstylist page. Thanks, thank you page.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you're looking great, feeling good. This year you actually saw Morgan Wallin.
Speaker 2:I did. I did Front row pretty much. Yeah, I had one group of girls right in front of me, but pretty much the front row and she went to a concert by herself. I did go by myself In another state Made a lot of friends. I did a 19 degrees that day, which was real fun with boots.
Speaker 1:On how did you function?
Speaker 2:Honestly, I'm so sorry I was. I didn't know that he was doing like two concerts in each venue or whatever. So when I got my tickets I was like oh gosh, like okay, arizona, cool. I didn't realize that there was a concert in the same venue the night before too, but their AC wasn't working that night. So, thank gosh, they had to. Ac was working. They got it dialed in so it wasn't that bad. Once you were inside, oh, there was. That's insane.
Speaker 1:I didn't know they could. They closed the top.
Speaker 2:I had no idea that you could do that at the baseball stadium.
Speaker 1:Didn't either. Yeah, technology 2023. We're all going to be okay, folks.
Speaker 2:Beautiful, but still 119. It was pretty hot outside, it's a little much. Yeah, I made friends like right off the bat, though, and we shared an umbrella underneath the sun until we got inside, so we shared an umbrella underneath the sun is like one of the most beautiful sentences I've ever heard. I love it on me.
Speaker 1:That sounds so magical. And also, how do you make friends so quick?
Speaker 2:You know, I think when you're by yourself, I don't know, I just like just go for it, yeah. And I just walked up to them and I was like, oh, can I like stand under your umbrella?
Speaker 1:And they were like yeah, for sure. And then this this couple.
Speaker 2:They were so sweet. They were from actually Reno, so not even from Arizona. They have kids and they were my age and they were basically. They adopted me for the entire night.
Speaker 1:I was there like third child Love that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Now you have friends in another right. That's another state, yeah, nevada. Yeah, sure is yeah. So what a beautiful thing. You tell me that you go to dinners by yourself all the time.
Speaker 2:I do. I feel like people think that's weird, like people are like why are you by yourself at dinner? I'm like I don't care, I don't care. I'm like why can't you be? Well, and then it's like I don't have to talk to anyone, like I can just sit on my phone and eat my like steak Cause usually I get steak.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like what we do at home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I don't mind it, I don't know. Yeah, I don't mind being alone or a bar by yourself is a little much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd be scared. Yeah, yeah, I'd be scared. But dinner, like it, makes so much sense, I think it's a good thing.
Speaker 2:I'll go and like answer emails the entire time I'm there and get stuff done and then eat and then go home. Yeah, yeah, it's fine, no big deal. Yeah, I do a lot of stuff alone. I don't mind being alone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I am D E P Basically. So yeah, anything else to share about the last year? You don't have to share personal things. How's the industry band the business?
Speaker 2:Oh, we've been very busy. Lots of weddings I've been taking on like these, like luxury weddings with these. Oh yeah, they're like over the top, like in saying I shared one the other day on my store.
Speaker 1:I saw.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like it looks expensive. It was a very beautiful. Yeah, it was gorgeous. I've been going to like a lot of like the really like bougie resorts and stuff like that, which I manifested this last year. It was like I want to get like all these like Napa Valley clients and like here I am like it's working out, so that's cool, but yeah, it's been really busy. I'm about to slow down, about to hit slow season, so that's fun, but I don't know.
Speaker 1:Just continuing to crush it. When you walk onto these nice, beautiful properties, what do you think? Like gosh, I love my life. Or is it like I have to do this? Oh no, I'm always excited.
Speaker 2:I'm like. I can't wait to see like what the view is in their room or, you know, like I don't know, and like the people that I meet, like the girl that I just hand for that wedding I shared. She smelled so good Like I just wanted to eat her right up, oh my gosh, how do I like?
Speaker 2:oh, my gosh. I don't know if it's like her perfume or what, but I walked in the room and I was like this just smells like Rich. I need that perfume. So people are just kidding. Holy shit, oh, it's like one of the best smelling perfumes I've ever smelled. And she just like like I don't know, yeah, like I'm happy to be there, but I'm like, gosh, how do I like get this life, yeah.
Speaker 2:But, then at the same time I'm totally happy in a dive bar, staying in the middle of nowhere, so I'm like I'm in the middle.
Speaker 1:I'm in the middle, you can do both. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I like to do both. Yeah, get you a girl who can do both 1,000%. She loves the dive bar, but she also loves to go drink fancy champagne at a resort.
Speaker 1:CTT, it's balanced. Yes, also, I went to that restaurant. Yes, ok, once I got there, I was like, oh my god, I do not belong here, like I am not cool.
Speaker 2:You just got to own it.
Speaker 1:I did, I had to.
Speaker 2:But did you eat at a table or did you eat in the bar? I ate at a table.
Speaker 1:Ok, and no one else was at a table, it was just me and gave out a table.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And it was great, it was delicious. But after we were trying to leave and no Ubers were coming up there and then they thought we were part of the hotel, so they offered us a car, but then they realized we were not a part of the hotel, so they get the fuck out, but then gave you the guy.
Speaker 2:She doesn't even go here yeah.
Speaker 1:You want to represent, you don't go here. We're like, oh no. And then gave new the guy from high school. He's like, ok, never mind, you can have a car, that's nice, so it was good.
Speaker 2:I think it's like one of those places where, like, you get to, so I talk, I joke about all my personalities all the time. So I think it's one of those places where you get to dress up and you get to pretend that you're like I should have just owned it more, you know, yeah, like even Like I belong here, I don't know, and it doesn't matter, like what you're wearing, because, like people from LA dress kind of like out there and like different and then so it's like it doesn't matter what you're like.
Speaker 1:I was kind of slutty so I was like, yeah, I was. I was like, is that too much?
Speaker 2:I mean, my birthday, the theme was the death to my twenties.
Speaker 1:And so pretty.
Speaker 2:So we basically dressed up in like a slutty funeral attire, but like classy slutty, you know like Love little black dresses Exactly. And yeah, we were a little wild in there, but like they probably loved it. They loved it.
Speaker 1:Have you ever gotten a $200 cocktail?
Speaker 2:I have not, no, have you no? No, I don't even, I couldn't even like, just if I spending, I know that like OK, I've had like 1942 shots before and I'm like this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I know it's like still.
Speaker 2:Oh, and I like TMI, but I like gagged on it because it didn't even taste good and I like almost threw up on the bar. So I was like why do people like this stuff?
Speaker 1:Then it's like what? I'm like, just give me.
Speaker 2:Give me the well tequila and I'm happy. I don't care. I mean, if I had to choose, I do love Costa Migos, though Costum.
Speaker 1:What do you think of 805? Have you tried it?
Speaker 2:I have Wait 805 the beer.
Speaker 1:No, it's 18. 818 tequila yeah, I had it once before.
Speaker 2:I don't remember Nothing to write home about. I don't notice a difference. I mean, maybe like a well, tequila is probably a lot worse, but, like with tequila, if they're all around the same price range or anything like that, I just feel it's all the same. And once you put it in a Margarita you don't even taste it, so correct.
Speaker 1:Are you big shot girly or no?
Speaker 2:I'm more of a champagne girly, but respect If I do drink shots, tequila, or don't throw up Jameson. Ok, I do love Jameson.
Speaker 1:It's been a minute.
Speaker 2:I feel like it reminds me of, like, my early 21 days, dude I kind of want to go back there, and now I want to see Jameson.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, I went through Jameson phase a few weeks ago and I was like what do you put it with Sprite back? I love Sprite. I'm like a big Sprite girly Sponsor. Hello, sprite, sprite. Ok, I have a thing like where I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I have to have bubbly stuff Like so it's like a soda water or a Sprite, or if I'm hungover I always need a Sprite from McDonald's. I don't know why, so busy, but it like burns your face almost.
Speaker 1:It kind of does it's intense, so good. So like you're talking 3 AM, you just get up and you're like I will chuck something with bubbles and go back to bed.
Speaker 1:How are you just like burping all the way home, or no, no, I don't burp. Sorry, of course not this perfect specimen. I was like I don't burp, I don't fart. Never heard of her. No, I believe you 100%. Also, what's up with it being so hot? I don't know, but I don't have AC. I hope either Is this going to keep up, or are we good for a minute.
Speaker 2:I'm like done.
Speaker 2:I'm done too. I used to not mind the heat and now I'm like, is anyone else dying right now? Because, 100%. I don't know if it's like my like, I just feel like boobs just add like 20 degrees of heat. I actually tanned someone yesterday in Heelsburg and it was 97 degrees. Is everyone just dripping as you tan them? Well, usually I tan people inside their house, like I tan you in your house and like most you know, like mostly everyone. But yesterday they wanted me to tan outside, which like was fine. But oh my gosh, good thing I wasn't wearing makeup yesterday because I kept baby wipes like on deck, because I kept having to wipe my armpits and my face and oh, it was hot.
Speaker 1:I'm tanning outside. I know I heard that, but I guess Some people if they.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't mind it if it's like nice weather, but like 97, I'm like oh your girl's dying over here, yeah, holy shit.
Speaker 1:And then doesn't it melt off pretty quick. You got to get inside. I mean yeah, because if they start sweating yeah, they got to go skiing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I usually am like go inside and stand in front of a fan and don't sweat, obviously, but I'm not a heat girly, me neither. I need fall, I need candles, I need clothes there and we're almost there. Yeah, as long as this heat goes away.
Speaker 1:That's true. It seems like it should be. It's August. We did that.
Speaker 2:I've been trying to work more, though Like I'm working tomorrow night. I don't usually work a Friday night. Yeah, that's how you know I need money. We appreciate you because Putting in that overtime.
Speaker 1:Literally every time I get a spray tan I'm like, oh, I am attractive, like I literally feel so disgusted. And then I get a tan and I tell Pamela like sorry, that's my therapist.
Speaker 2:I tell Pamela I thought you were talking about Pamela Anderson. I was like your friends with her. Can we Totally Honestly Can we meet her?
Speaker 1:I feel like she'd like me. I love her. Do you see her documentary?
Speaker 2:I did, and I read her book. Ooh, was it good yeah you should read it.
Speaker 1:I'll let you borrow it.
Speaker 2:Honestly, the book really goes more into depth about like all of her childhood traumas and like the stuff she had to go through, like being a hot girl at a young age and that's fucking real folks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I was just talking to Mary early about a lot of people have misconceptions about her. Pamela, yes, mary, oh, mary, yeah, and Pamela too. But like, what are misconceptions about you, whether or not they have to do with your physical attractiveness or not?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think people think that I'm maybe like not smart. This is a huge thing. As to why I dyed my hair too, Like thanks for conducting a science experiment. Everyone who partook like all that. I swear blonde with big boobs. People treat you like you are just a like a piece of meat and like you're stupid Immediately. Yeah, what's up with that. They're not correlated, I don't know. But I'm like well, we're going to try out this new experiment and see how people treat me now.
Speaker 1:Is it fun to like prove them wrong, or is it exhausting?
Speaker 2:Truly I don't care, but yes, that's what it'd be.
Speaker 1:That's so true.
Speaker 2:But I do love a lot of the times, like when I meet someone or maybe they don't know me, like when I go travel or whatever, let's say, yeah, you're new. Yeah, they don't realize that. Like, oh, you own a business. Like, oh, like you're actually like smart, like you actually know things. And I'm like, yeah, like I'm not just like some like dumb blonde girl who, like doesn't know anything. I make money, I work, I hustle, like I'm a human full, fully. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I wonder if they can't process it, because then it must go to jealousy, because it's like then, well then it's not fair, you can do all that stuff, oh that happens to me a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what the?
Speaker 1:fuck is that People can't like?
Speaker 2:process all of it in one that part of it happens more with other women. Ok, not to like, be like, oh like. I'm like some hot shot like blah blah, blah, blah blah, but like I don't know, people just treat you.
Speaker 1:They just exist in the space exactly as you are, without being a threat yeah, but let's see if Burnett changes that. People are still going to be in secures. Fuck oh no, and you shouldn't have to change for that. But yeah, I think it's interesting how people just make assumptions and stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, lots of assumptions.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or that you're going to be mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, here's the other. I'm also kind of socially awkward, so that doesn't that's unexpected to people too?
Speaker 2:Yes, I just met a girl who I know. Well, I didn't meet her, but like I realized it was her after she like tanned with Michelle like a few weeks ago, and I'm like, oh my gosh. I asked my friend Paige. I was like, do you think I like seemed rude just because I didn't know? Like I wasn't very like friendly because like I'm socially awkward, like I don't know how to like if I don't know you, I'm just kind of like plus, like it's just kind of weird, like people, a lot of people know who I am and I don't know who they are or like things like that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know. I'm just socially awkward until I'm like around people that I'm comfortable with and I'm fine.
Speaker 1:But I feel like the first time I met you, you were very.
Speaker 2:Work me is very different than True. Outside me, work me, I will take the reins, I take control. Like that's yeah, that makes people feel comfortable?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and speaking of work, you has anything interesting happened since we talked? Anything crazy? No, not really. Are you accepting new clients? Yeah, always, always. Yeah, we're open.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think any. It's been pretty no one's come at you hot. No, actually it's been a pretty nice Good yeah.
Speaker 1:And so in fall it becomes a slower time, and then you ramp up again.
Speaker 2:Usually like end of February.
Speaker 1:OK.
Speaker 2:That's when people start doing like trials and stuff. Bachelorette.
Speaker 1:Do you have a lot of?
Speaker 2:2024 brides already? No, not yet. Usually people don't start booking until like September-ish and then I'll start getting like the bridal parties. I got a post about it. That's the thing I have to be like OK, calling all 2024. Brides.
Speaker 1:Yeah, brides, come on. Yeah, I'm going to switch gears for us. Ok, I have a smasher pass. Ok, let's do it.
Speaker 2:I have some people I wrote down. Now, are these celebrities or real life people? Yes, yes, I thought that would be better. Yeah, I feel like we probably don't know all the same people. I don't think we do. Yeah, no, we don't. I wouldn't even. I don't know high school you went to, or anything like that Not here. Yeah, see, we wouldn't know anyone. Then I think we know Julie. Yeah, just smash your pass.
Speaker 1:Smash your pass, Julie.
Speaker 2:Smash for sure.
Speaker 1:Fucking love it, but these people are pretty mainstream and don't come for us. If we say pass, it's not like I'm sure they're a nice person. Blibla blue Great for someone else, this is a fun game. Don't come for us, ok, ok. Number one Morgan Wohlin oh smash.
Speaker 2:Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, all the way home folks.
Speaker 1:OK, love that. I knew that, which is why I started there.
Speaker 2:Nick Jonas. You know I used to be in love with Nick Jonas. You would die if you saw this YouTube video of me. Me and my friends used to be huge Jonas brother fans, Like crazy fanatic. Like I touched Nick Jonas's hand. I think it was Nick. Was it Nick or Joe? I went to the concert with my best friend in right before COVID happened. She got us front row tickets Shout out to my best friend, Tani, and we touched hands but I can't remember if it was Nick or Joe. But yes, Smash for sure.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh yeah, smash is saying he's my forever yeah, my childhood, forever love yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm so jealous that you touched hands.
Speaker 2:I love. I used to I think it was, I don't remember. I think it was Nick, though I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1:My sister was just in New York and she saw them at the Mark Hotel.
Speaker 2:And she.
Speaker 1:first she texted me and said I'm here with Kevin Jonas. And then she called me two minutes later and I just answered. I said don't fucking tell me, I already know I'm hanging up and she. Nick Jonas is right next to me and I'm like this isn't a drill. Okay, he means everything to me Back when they were really small and they did a free concert at the Verizon.
Speaker 2:Wireless parking lot.
Speaker 1:They did one at the fair too. Oh, I won on the radio to meet them, yeah, and I gave them a hug, but that was it. I asked my sister for a picture and it was zoomed in and she, oh, no, it was on his cheek, so we, whose skin no one knows Could be mine. Yeah, she ruined my life, jonas. We love you, we love them. So Smash, smash. The weekend Pass. Did you watch?
Speaker 2:I did Me too. Show was insane.
Speaker 1:She reminds me of you like stunning.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I love her. I'm like I did not know that I had a Lily depth crush.
Speaker 1:That's who she reminds me of is you.
Speaker 2:You know who's? Someone else said that I remind them of which is super weird that bobby girl that's been interviewing people.
Speaker 1:Cause. I have a dry sense of humor oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:The awkward one. Yeah, yeah, I'm super awkward. That's why everyone's like this girl reminds me of you so much I'm like I'll take it. Yeah, not at it.
Speaker 1:Not at it at all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the weekend I don't know, and honestly that show kind of really it grossed me out.
Speaker 1:For some reason, I know when you can get an ick from.
Speaker 2:Yeah, from acting. You're doing a lot. Yeah, from the role he played in the show.
Speaker 1:So I was like I, I, I, I.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Pedro Pascal. I don't know who that is. He's really popular right now because he was in the Last of Us, a show about zombies.
Speaker 2:He was also in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. None of us have our phones to show each other, folks. Sorry, pete Davidson.
Speaker 2:You know, I feel like he'd be a good time. So smash yeah. I don't know if, like everyone else likes him, there's got to be something going on with him.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I'm saying it 100%. I feel like he'd be fun too Funny. He is funny, yeah, I like funny guys.
Speaker 2:The funny guys always get me. Yeah, because it's fun, it's like I'm fucking sure, it's like a good time yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, what are we doing Plus?
Speaker 2:tattoos Justin Bieber. I probably smash him. Yeah, he's hot.
Speaker 1:He's fucking hot.
Speaker 2:You're naming, like all you know, these like toxic. They all have that toxic energy. Am I Okay?
Speaker 1:Yeah, actually, everyone on this list.
Speaker 2:That's my shit.
Speaker 1:I'm looking at everyone on this list and like a little a Jimmy Fallon Editing Tiff here. We recorded this before all of the recent allegations about him have come out, but wow, this didn't age well, did it. And he was kind of a random choice to throw in there. Weird, this was recorded weeks before.
Speaker 2:I don't know. He's kind of too awkward. But I don't know he could do a lot of dances. I feel like he'd like if I smashed him he'd be like how was that? At the end I'm not saying I don't like it, like that's fine, but like, at the same time I'm like just like be confident.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just be yeah, yeah, yeah. He feels like he needs a lot of reassurance. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Is he married? Yeah, oh, okay, yeah, I think so. I would think he would be right. He seems yeah.
Speaker 1:He seems married. You seem married. Could just be me, but you seem married, miles Teller.
Speaker 2:Which one's that one? Was he in Sons of Anarchy? No?
Speaker 1:Wait.
Speaker 2:Miles Teller's from the airplane one. Yes, oh yes, I would smash him. Yes, he's so hot, he's hot. I think that the other guy in that movie is hot, though the other guy is a dick.
Speaker 1:The one that was rival.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the dick, glenn, glenn something, glenn something he had a thing with possibly Sidney. Sweeney yes, he's hot, he's hot, he's very hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, anyone who has a mustache hot immediately. No, yeah, pass.
Speaker 1:Pass the way. She said no, my kind of girl. Fuck Tom Cruise. You heard it here many times.
Speaker 2:I'll say it again I'm sure back in the day like young Tom Cruise, but I think he's just kind of weird he is he's in Scientology.
Speaker 1:Harry Styles yeah, smash for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love a little feminine energy in a male, I love it.
Speaker 1:Where are my ends?
Speaker 2:But I also really love like a manly man. So do I, I don't know, do both. I feel like you could. I mean, if I can be two different people, then maybe Harry can too.
Speaker 1:Harry can too. He can take off the show.
Speaker 2:He'd probably be a good lover, help me pick out what I would wear 100%.
Speaker 1:He'd be like that, that's not it. Yeah, that's fine. And then you'd come out looking fierce together.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, smash. Did you know that he had a threesome with Emily Radikowski and Olivia Wilde?
Speaker 2:Oh no, Is that her name, wilde?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's what Dumois said. Do you follow Dumois Mm-mm, that celebrity girl who like, gets tips and she talks about all the celebs?
Speaker 2:No, I'd have to see her face she won't.
Speaker 1:What's her Instagram name?
Speaker 2:She's a mom of Dumois.
Speaker 1:Dumois.
Speaker 2:Oh OK, no one knows who she is. I know people by their Instagram names.
Speaker 1:I know, I know who are you Dumois.
Speaker 2:Drake Pass. I'm just not. I'm not. I don't get the hype. I don't get the hype. I'd probably like party with him, but I don't think I would ever Do. You know who Nick Vial is? Yeah, I do. I'd probably smash him. I would too, and I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 1:I watched.
Speaker 2:That's the last bachelor season I watched was his season.
Speaker 1:And Vanessa won.
Speaker 2:Yeah, corinne was on that season, corinne was so funny. I love her. I love her too. I actually really love her. I think people hate on her, but I think she's so funny, exactly.
Speaker 1:It's not that serious folks no Bad bunny Pass Not my type. Kanye.
Speaker 2:Pass.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, pass Chase Stokes.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think he's cute, he's so cute.
Speaker 1:I think he's pretty cute. He's so cute. Did you watch Outer Banks?
Speaker 2:No, I think I need to, though, so smash for sure.
Speaker 1:Super smash. Yeah, he seems like a good boyfriend too, he has a nice smile.
Speaker 2:I'm a good, great smile, love a good smile.
Speaker 1:Great smile.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bert Kreischer, no idea that it's so past. Okay, sorry, bert.
Speaker 1:Did I already say this Brody Jenner, oh smash yeah. Today, what I don't know, oh wait what. I feel like he's past his prime, but that's just me. Oh, I'd still smash him. Good for you, brody. He's all wiped up though, is he? He just had a baby. The only thing I remember was him with that blonde girl. They didn't no, they got divorced, I think, and then she had a thing with my, he just had a baby with this gorgeous professional surfer who's a natural beauty.
Speaker 2:They just had a baby. The baby's super cute. The baby's name is Honey. I feel like a stalker saying all this, but like that is such a good name.
Speaker 1:I'm just. They're just so cute. They're so cute, honey, I'm jealous. I want that name. Yeah, isn't that cute. His older brother was always cute too, brandon. Yeah, he's cute too, yeah. Yeah, that's all I have. Okay. Thank you for playing my first round ever of Smash or Pass. Ding ding, ding, ding ding. Okay, so now let's talk about you. I love doing that Perfect. What are you most proud of about yourself?
Speaker 2:I think, my ability to get shit done. I can be falling apart and I'm still gonna figure it out cause I have to.
Speaker 1:So that's no matter what, to be anxious.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and to like keep going and I don't know like I've had a lot of shit thrown at me. Okay, that sucks, but like I gotta handle it. Yep, and you always do yeah, anything you're wanting less of in your life Less judgment. I feel like people are just so frickin' judgy and like, for no reason, insecurity within themselves. I saw a quote the other day too, and it said you're judging me for something you do. I just post about it you know, which is braver?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm living life, probably not gonna be anything that I can say I haven't done Exactly no regrets.
Speaker 1:And you are posting about this stuff?
Speaker 2:Wait, I lost my train of thought dang it. And they're doing it, but they're not posting about it. But they're not posting about it.
Speaker 1:Yes, so oh, when we judge people, it's because we do the thing, which is exactly what you're just saying. Yeah, so, like if it bothers you that she's doing it, point that finger right back at yourself and think why am I triggered by what she's doing?
Speaker 2:I don't know. Also, live and let live.
Speaker 1:Look, there's what you do.
Speaker 2:There's definitely what sometimes where I've had to like check myself and I'm like, wait, why am I like jealous of this girl, like especially in business, and I feel that. And then I'm like, oh, I'm jealous because I can't do that. I have to check myself sometimes and I think that's a quality I like about myself. Is that A I don't judge people Like you could be the worst person on the planet, I'm still gonna be there for you, you find the good I always.
Speaker 2:that's maybe a toxic trait too. I always try to find the good in people, maybe a beige flag. It's a beige flag, as they say. But I just don't judge. I'm like, I don't like. Your life is your life and as long as you're not like Hurting people, yeah like yeah, Putting people in harm's way or anything like that.
Speaker 1:Then do you I?
Speaker 2:agree, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I'm like. What is me judging you? How is that gonna affect me?
Speaker 1:It doesn't make you feel better it doesn't do anything. You think it does and it doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't. I just yeah, let people do what they gotta do. Yeah, I don't think it's okay to hurt other people. That's also gonna happen, because we're human and we have to own it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that happens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's cool to know that even you feel that, because we're all human, we're gonna feel jealous. Instagram and all that shit is a highlight reel. But if you own it and you realize that it's coming from you, then you can really deal with it. But it's not real to just sit talk shit on your phone, gossip about people. You're doing nothing productive.
Speaker 2:Also I think people think oh well, I would never do that if I was in her shoes. Blah, blah, blah blah.
Speaker 1:And I'm like yeah.
Speaker 2:I used to say I would never do something either. But then, like here I am Exactly you, literally can't say no and if you've never been in that position. You don't know what you do in that situation, you don't? We all heal differently and we all do things differently to cope. I just like to stay busy and travel whenever I can, and maybe someone would rather be at home on the couch doing nothing all weekend and like that's fine. But I wanna live life long I'm still alive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't do that to me. I'm allowed to do what I do. Yeah, I'm not gonna sit there also and be like.
Speaker 2:I mean I do have sad days, don't get me wrong, but I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna try to like have fun and like not, and what the fuck is wrong with that? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Okay. Less judgment. Who gives a shit? Folks, if you're out there like giving all the shits, you gotta do less because your life's gonna be easier.
Speaker 2:I mean you're gonna be miserable if you're just constantly like judging people.
Speaker 1:If you're judging other people, you gotta make sure everything in your corner is correct, because you got nowhere to point fingers. If you're not, yeah, if you're not totally happy in your life and you're gonna guarantee you're not because no one is, no one is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, everyone that I think is happy is not. Just try not to worry about it. Just try not to worry about it.
Speaker 1:When I see you do shit, I'm like go girl. Most people are Most people are.
Speaker 2:There's just the select few that I know are like side-eye. You're a mother we can count on it.
Speaker 1:They're talking shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and what? That's what I always tell myself, and what are you gonna do with that?
Speaker 1:information Tiff. Yeah, count on it. Who cares? Yeah, so, moving on from the haters, what do you need?
Speaker 2:more of in your life. More vacations, yeah, more money.
Speaker 1:More money, more time off, yeah.
Speaker 2:I wish like okay, my dream life. I would just travel with Ivy like all over yeah.
Speaker 1:Everywhere.
Speaker 2:Like we would just go on a two-week vacation to the Bahamas and just enjoy our lives.
Speaker 1:Yeah, love that. Yeah, why not you could tan there?
Speaker 2:I know, I mean I don't wanna work ideally. Oh, oh right, this is a fantasy. Got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I'm like coming into your fantasy with work. I'm like whoa.
Speaker 2:When I win the Lotto, we will have a private teacher and travel all over the world. Yeah, wouldn't that be nice.
Speaker 1:That would be really good and she would get to be exposed all these layers, experience life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think that would be so amazing, but like, obviously that's like an unrealistic. And now she's a kindergartner.
Speaker 1:I know, holy moly, holy moly. How is she doing? How'd she do it the first day she loves?
Speaker 2:school. Oh yay, she loves school, she loves her teacher, pretty social and like loves, like making friends. I guess probably gets that for me, yeah she sounds really secure. Yeah, she loves it. I did cry the day before she started because we went in and like did like a Meet the Teacher night and all that, and that's when it kind of like sank in. When I saw her name on like the desk, I was like oh my gosh, yeah, whoa, that's a big deal.
Speaker 2:It's so sweet. And then, like the morning of, we had a moment in the kitchen and I like hugged her and I was like you're gonna do so great and I started crying. And she's like why are you crying? Why do you cry so much? I'm like, trust me, I don't know, I'm just always crying. It's just a big deal. I just feel a lot of feelings. Yeah, but yeah. And then first day of school she's like hey, bye, mom.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh, okay, bye, which is like what you want, but also it's like, oh, I know, I know.
Speaker 2:Someone was like, did you see any other kids crying? And I was like we were one of the first people there, Like we were on time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, look at you, ladies go, I know.
Speaker 2:I mean that probably won't last, but you know, first day, tight, first day we were on time and yeah, she loves it.
Speaker 1:So happy to hear that. Yeah, what a great first experience.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I also love hearing, like, when I pick her up from school, she'll like, like the other day, she'll tell me like, oh, like, that's where we eat our lunch, this is where we played, and then she'll tell me all the friends she made and she's, you know, she's trying to like, has to remember all these names and stuff. So then she'll, she'll tell me about her day and she's like, I made a new friend.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh, I remember those days.
Speaker 2:They're so innocent and like don't, like, no, all the shitty shit that goes on in the world. Yet I know they're still pure. Yes, I love that.
Speaker 1:Their little hearts haven't been broken yet, mm-mm. Oh gosh, I don't want to think about that. I know there is a really nice time of life before that happens.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I used to be so nice and totally. And then you learn you're like, oh shit, yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm going to go here. Yeah, oh, wow I want to go back to kindergarten. Send me back to kindergarten. Send me back to kindergarten 1000%.
Speaker 1:Kindergarten was good, yeah, until like one day on the street. Sorry I might be haunting you, but like one kid ruined your day and you're like whoa.
Speaker 2:Oh, I had that my I think it was first grade. I had my first person made fun of me because I was riding my bike and I flipped over the handlebars and face planted into the curb and I had to get like skin glue on my lip because my lip got split open and I went to school the next day and like it started to scab over you know Cause, like it's a cut and I had glue on it. So like I had this big scab and this kid, he came up to me and he's like ew, you have boogers on your face, traumatized 100%.
Speaker 1:Traumatized. I will never forget about that.
Speaker 2:I still think about it to this day, of how that kid traumatized me.
Speaker 1:Oh, I feel that I know exactly what you're talking about. One time, when my mom first waxed my eyebrow, she waxed them for the first time and the wax was too hot, oh no. So I had a scar right here, yeah. And I went to get food one time and the person working said you have ketchup on your head.
Speaker 2:And you'll never forget it.
Speaker 1:I'll never fucking forget it and you always make sure that you don't have ketchup on your head. I was like first of all, why the fuck would you think that? Second of all, oh my God, I'm gonna go die now, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, I told my mom. I remember going home that day and I was like mom so and so made fun of my scab. I don't wanna go back to school. It's like the first time you realized like people can be mean. Yes, people are mean, so I'm like this is what's hard about like my kid being mean Cause we're all blank slate when we're born.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:I'm like nobody better be mean to her.
Speaker 1:Oh, I can imagine like I would get. I can pull up and mama bear Pull up, fucking. Yeah, sorry, have you ever had that? Has someone been mean to Ivy or?
Speaker 2:I think like we went to a birthday party one time and these like it was a bunch of like boys all her age, but like boys are just like crazy and like not very careful, and so they were all in a jumpy house and they were like climbing over the top of her and I literally ripped my shoes off, gotten the jumpy and like started yelling at them and I was like cause Ivy was little like this wasn't like.
Speaker 2:This is a couple years ago and I was like, like, where are your first one, where are your parents? Why are they not yelling at you kids for like being crazy? And like not mindful, right? They just stared at me. They were scared, shitless, like, oh shit, we never been checked. Yeah, it seemed that way.
Speaker 1:To be honest, jumpies just give me anxiety for some reason you know I don't quite see what's going on in there all the time, no, and then, like I don't know, like they have those big tall slide ones, yeah, and I'm like, oh gosh, like what if, like, she falls off?
Speaker 2:And then like I'm also a bit of probably a hover mom like to a T, but Someone the other day told me you think you're worried about being pregnant or giving birth.
Speaker 1:It's after. Once they're born, you have to worry about them dying, about everything I know, I know.
Speaker 2:I think also like when she was a newborn, like all those phases were so much easier, like now it's like not only do I have to worry about, like her physical health, but I also have to make sure that like nothing's emotionally damaging her or, you know, like other like I don't know, like there's just so much more. And I thought about this too, like cause I was talking to her one day and I was like talking about college, and she's like what's college? I was like, oh yeah, I forgot I have to teach you all these things. Wait, yeah, you don't know anything. Like I also saw a meme that said, like cause, she has a big attitude and stuff. And so it was like how am I being bullied by the same person I taught how to use a toilet, literally? Like what? When did this happen? Yeah, yeah, she's sassy.
Speaker 1:Love that she has a tube, but also yeah, she has a tube.
Speaker 2:She has a tube, it'll be fine for her in life. I'm like I want to embrace that strong fear side of her, but at the same time like, okay, let's not be that mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're like whoa, yeah Well, that's a big deal. You have a kindergarten or officially on your hands, and I'm sure next time I talk to you she'll be. She'll be a teenager before we know it.
Speaker 2:Don't even say that, sorry.
Speaker 1:And she'll really have the tube.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm scared for that, trust me. Yeah, if five is like this, I'm terrified. Five going on 15. For real, for real, terrified. All my karma's gonna come back to me. That's what they say. That's what they say.
Speaker 1:That's what they say. Karma is a god Yep, anything you're like, looking forward to or working on.
Speaker 2:No, I do think I want to start a little side hustle involving clothes, but I gotta figure out how to do that. I'm not very artistic Like. The only thing I'm good at is probably spray tanning as far as like artistic things go. Like I can't draw to save my life, but I'm really good at denim stuff. I think, I am like I've made shorts and stuff before so I'm like, okay, I need to figure out something along those lines.
Speaker 1:I'm obsessed, and that's a talent. Not everyone can do that, yeah.
Speaker 2:I love doing that stuff. I like literally have, like completely, I took a pair of like men's wranglers and reworked them and I bleached them and everything and they look so cute and I like distressed them and all that.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, you could do jackets. Yeah jackets would be cute.
Speaker 2:I think, yeah, okay, I'm obsessed. This is a market, this is a passion. Yeah, it's something.
Speaker 1:I want to do.
Speaker 2:I'll probably have more time in slow season to do something like that, but yeah, I like that. Like I don't have. You already have plenty. You have a whole freaking business Like I'll model sometimes for like other boutiques and stuff but, honestly, at this point I'm just so tired. I don't want to like have to like look good all the time and like, oh, life is so hard, so much pressure to look good.
Speaker 1:I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2:My passion is laying in my bed 100%.
Speaker 1:What shows are you watching currently? Are you a Love Island chick? I'm not either.
Speaker 2:I don't think I've ever watched. I'm honestly I'm not a big TV person. What do you do in your bed? I just lay in the dark, go on tiktok, I don't know, okay.
Speaker 1:I'm kind of a weirdo. No, not at all.
Speaker 2:What do you do in your bed?
Speaker 1:Well, I don't have a TV in there, so I guess I don't watch TV either.
Speaker 2:I guess I just go on my computer. Yeah, I just sit on my phone. Um, I have a window. Like people are like, why are you just like sitting in silence and I'm like I'm not on my phone.
Speaker 1:Different. Thing.
Speaker 2:Um, but I do mean, maybe I have you ever watched Desperate Housewives? Yes, I think I'm gonna restart that.
Speaker 1:I just interviewed someone who was talking about Desperate Housewives, so we're coming full circle. She's rewatching.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna rewatch that and I obviously like number one show to rewatch all the time is Vampire Diaries, obviously so oh my God, I never finished I love Vampire Diaries Can you spoil it. I have a secret fantasy of who Of vampire coming in the middle of the night to turn me into a vampire. That's hot. That's hot, like in the middle of the street, like, just like some super hot sultry guy.
Speaker 2:I'm getting in my car, he comes up, bites me. First we make out and then he bites me and then I turn into a vampire. Wait, I love that. This is part of the new era. That is Vamp hair right there. Do I look like Nina? What's her name? Nina Dobrev? Yes, would you rather have Damon or Stefan? Damon all day. The bad boy. Love me a bad boy.
Speaker 1:What was his Stefan girl?
Speaker 2:But you know, stefan is like. I love him when he turned his humanity off.
Speaker 1:Me too.
Speaker 2:Me too when he gave zero fucks, but no, damon's, all that's where it's smashed.
Speaker 1:Can you spoil it and say who she ended up with?
Speaker 2:Well, because I never finished. I need to remember. Why can't I remember the ending? She was like Stefan and. Damon, then I don't remember who she ended up with at the end. See, this is why I need to rewatch. Yeah, I don't know either, that's. It's like one of those shows that, like, I forget everything that happens until I start watching it again. It's like one of those shows that you can just watch over and over again I don't remember what happened to me.
Speaker 2:I don't. I will, I think, cause Damon died, so I don't know. Spoiler alert. Well, damon dies a few times, but I think that's the very end. Spoiler alert again.
Speaker 1:Yeah it's come out, folks. If you haven't seen it at this point, it's on HBO. Yeah, I need to finish it, because it's also weird that I didn't. Yeah, you need to finish it. Yeah, and it's so good. I just watched this last weekend the first three Twilight's in a row and I'm back with my entire fantasy again.
Speaker 2:I love vampire so much I want him to bite me and shit.
Speaker 1:The stuff he says now is so funny. These are the eyes of a killer.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Relax. If you were going to kill her, you would have, just fuck her. But he's all like oh.
Speaker 2:I can't. That's annoying. Her blood smells different. If there's any vampires out there listening, please come find me, come find Ashley, invite her.
Speaker 1:Invite me to her heart. You're going to get some weirdos on your door with some fucking fangs in their mouth.
Speaker 2:I just got a PO box, so if anyone wants to send me some fan mail just kidding- 100%.
Speaker 1:But you can't come to her house. You're not welcome.
Speaker 2:That's all you were my PO boxes.
Speaker 1:I had one when I was a therapist. You need it, yeah, okay. Any things that have been bugging you lately, anything that just gets your goat. Do you ever get mad?
Speaker 2:I don't feel like I get mad, unless I'm really like it takes a lot. Yeah, it takes a lot for me to get mad. I get upset a lot. What was the question? Again, anything that's bugging you lately, men, the entire species. And why is that? It's rare that you find one that's different, but they're all the same. I'm in this whole. I don't want to date, I don't want anything to do with anyone, they're just all annoying. They say Not all of them. I'm sorry, it's my roster. I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, I don't have a roster, but if you think she's talking about you, she might be.
Speaker 2:No there's some good ones out there, just kidding.
Speaker 1:You're not.
Speaker 2:They're all scared they're like they're like call me.
Speaker 1:Never going to talk to her again. They're like I hope I'm one of the good ones.
Speaker 2:No, they're all just. I don't know. I think I'm just in this phase where I just hate all men right now. Fair enough. I don't know Just the way they breathe. I don't know Some of the things they say.
Speaker 1:They do breathe, so annoying.
Speaker 2:I want to bring up a story, but I don't want to. It's too personal there was something that really gave me the ick and I'm like, yeah, I'm not ready to date. I'm not saying I'm not ready to date. Maybe the right one will come along and I'll be ready. But right now I'm just kind of like, yeah, unless it's right, why bother?
Speaker 1:Who did you kiss today?
Speaker 2:No one, no one. No kisses for Ashley Ivy. No, she's with her dad, okay, okay. Well, that's okay. Yeah, I don't think I've kissed anyone. The only thing I've kissed is your Celsius. Sponsor Kissed a bottle of tequila this morning at Well, not this morning. I went to bed at midnight, so technically.
Speaker 1:I guess I kissed a bottle of tequila Rob Middot. It still counts. Okay, so tequila counts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no, kisses it's just a fun segment. But hey, the date's still young, the date is still young.
Speaker 1:You never know. Aren't you going places after this? I gotta work. If you're a client of Ashley's, hit her with a smooch. Maybe she needs a kiss, maybe she wants to do accept, or is that creepy?
Speaker 2:Maybe a little kiss on the cheek, cheek, cheek, depends who it is. I can't remember who I'm tanning tonight.
Speaker 1:And they'll hear this delayed, so it won't work. Yeah, so this won't work. I still feel self-conscious every time you tan me still, why? We're like three years in and this is not your job to take care of me. But I just feel disgusting.
Speaker 2:And so I don't remember. I literally see so many people I don't remember anything and it's like even when I'm tanning someone, I don't like I'm not looking. I think we talked about this last time. I'm not looking at body parts and even knowing that, the time when it comes to take off the clothes, I'm just like I mean, I can get that, though, because when I used to wax and stuff like that not like I didn't used to wax other people, but when I would waxes every single time. I still just felt like yeah.
Speaker 1:Because at this point the only person who sees me naked is me and him. Yeah, it's wild. I never get used to it. I wonder if anyone else feels like that. It's not a reason to stop, because it makes me insomely hotter.
Speaker 2:I'm sure other people feel that way, but see, to me I don't care. I'll walk into people's houses and they're already naked and I'm like all right, like I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'll never forget the first time you came over. You had the cutest hair. You had two braids, but they weren't braids, they were like bubble and you had ponies down. I miss that hairstyle.
Speaker 2:It was very cute and you have like flat pants a shirt and a denim jacket.
Speaker 1:I remember thinking who is this little cutie pie?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you should. Well, you've seen me on some bad days too.
Speaker 1:You look good every time. No, no, no, I remember chicks.
Speaker 2:I definitely have come here, like, I think, in pajamas.
Speaker 1:Still stunning If it's like people that I know, you have these beautiful freckles. Oh the freckles. I hide those. Oh the freckles. I think they're stunning.
Speaker 2:I don't mind them. Insert Like if I have a tan on my face, I don't mind them, but when I'm pale and I have freckles, I'm like feels different. Yeah, I don't know. And then people like draw them on and like, do those. I've never tried that yet, I don't think it would look right on me.
Speaker 1:It won't look natural, it'll look like I put dots on my face. Yeah, so yeah, I still feel self conscious, but I'm just going to keep you know, working through that From my last question what are your thoughts on me as a?
Speaker 2:client. I love you. I feel like I come here and I'm like I can't wait to update her on everything.
Speaker 1:And then here what you're up to yes, I always look forward to it too. Any excuse to get a spray tan. I love it.
Speaker 2:Plus, you're always so flexible to like I'll text you like, hey, I'm running behind and you're like I literally never care.
Speaker 1:No worries, some people, no, actually mostly everyone's pretty good, you have like a, you have your solid client.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think I've had anyone like get mad at me for like running behind. I mean, sometimes it's not in my control either. Like in traffic and there's an accident.
Speaker 1:And you're so fast that, like, even if you book a half hour window for it, you're usually in that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which normally like that's why I do the half an hour window especially yeah, and so much is uncontrollable. Yeah, I mean, I've had it happen where, like, I've gone to someone's house and they're like, oh, there's five of us, and I'm like, oh, what?
Speaker 1:good thing surprise. Good thing I have time and I guess I would love to yeah, yeah, okay. Well, I just love having you. I think you're fabulous. Please always come on the pod. Oh yes, is there anything? I didn't ask that you would like to keep sharing?
Speaker 2:No, I'm sweating my tits off right now. I know it's so fucking hot. She's like get me out of here.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'm not like that. No, no, no, I'm so sorry. That's one thing about the stew we got to get AC. Okay, so at the same time let's say bye into the microphone. One, two, three, bye. Yay, so cute.
Speaker 2:So cute.
Speaker 1:Woohoo, another episode in the books. That was Ashley. She is always fabulous. Thank you to her for coming back on and just being so open with us. We really always appreciate the guests to let us peek into their lives. So thank you, I hope you enjoyed it. Let's roll into that cup of tea. Hey, it's time for your cup of wine. It's time. That song, just the beat, everything. My dream is to be on a dance floor. The lights are like purple and blue, there's a disco ball spinning around. I'm in the middle, but everyone's just kind of dancing and bopping and feeling the beat. Everyone's just like have a wait, altogether, it's just anyway.
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Speaker 1:Then you came in and you took it a step further, something you didn't have to do. You spoke to my heart casting it need so much to me. My Maraschino, some of my favorite people, just held me in my dreams. Maraschino, my Maraschino's out of the door. Thank you very much. Hey, cherries, I gotta tell you that I'm manifesting right now one day, a live show and there is a concert portion of it, and I'm just up there and we're all singing together Maraschino's Cup of Tiff, all of it. People are waving their hands. I'm doing some new ad-libbing like thank you the most. I don't know, you know it's gonna be lit, though you know your girl will have a sick outfit, dance moves, possibly backup dancers I'm not sure I'm a Maraschino.
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